And then it hit me..
The Royal House of Norwood has it's own royalty: Two-year old Prince Adam of Georgia.
Office of the Private Secretary - Responsible for channeling all methods of communication (verbal and written) between the Royal Household and its subjects and government. Involves much sorting and keeping track of papers, drawings, incident/injury reports and invitations from school. Must file and maintain medical records and receipts, permission slips, check-in badges for Sunday School and hundreds of other miscellaneous reams of documents for tiny toddler.
Office of the Master of Household - Includes staff to coordinate travel, cook meals, plan events and clean Royal Residences. AKA: Mommy
Office of the Royal Collection Department - Responsible for all fiscal matters relating to the Royal Family and its personal and official business, including but not limited to: daycare tuition, stash of clothes purchased at Old Navy's 40% off sale, and treats to
Office of the Lord Chamberlain: Source and focal point for all important matters which have implications for the Royal household. AKA: Daddy
It's also very fitting that my husband's ex-wife has called me The Queen on more than one occasion. I got a big kick out of that. My throne is out of commission but it was good while it lasted.
We're just like Buckingham Palace without the history, castles, crowns and private yacht.