Baby, I Lie

9.26.2009


Dear precious 3yo son:

I hate to break it to you, but your Mommy's a liar.

All kids really don't go to bed while it's still light outside.

Wal-Mart doesn't close at noon.

All the candy isn't gone.

And I don't think the basement is a very cool place to play either.

Vacuuming and dusting really aren't part of hide n' seek.

The football jersey you want to wear every single day isn't always in the laundry.

Caillou hasn't suddenly disappeared from Comcast on Demand.

I do know what happened to your frightfully loud transformer.

Getting a haircut won't always involve getting a lollipop.

Shots do hurt.

And, my sweet precious boy, as much as you think I look like the cheerleader at the back of your OSU book....that's really not me.

2! 4! 6! 8!
Who do we appreciate??!!

3! 5! 7! 9!
Don't ask my mom, she be lyin'!

GO TEAM!!

15 comments:

Nessa :

Loling, for real. ;)

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) :

Why have I never thought of the disappearance of Caillou. BRILLIANT I tell you! ;)

I'd also like Max and Ruby to disappear.

p.s. I like your hide n' seek theory, too. Hmmmm.

Vader's Mom :

I sure hope you print these posts out into a book. You could sell them for top $$.

Thanks for the laugh.

Tina Leigh :

A mom has got to do what a mom has got to do! LOL!

Heidi @ Trendy Dollar :

I came over here from Facebook because I knew this was going to be an awesome post. I was right!

Pink in a sea of blue :

So funny! I lie, too. Part of motherhood. We went through the football jersey ordeal about a year ago! And TARGET is closed on a lot of days for us (always wants car legos!).

The 5 Bickies :

Seems like we speak the same language to our children!

It's beautiful when it works. It's working less and less around here!

Mary :

LOL! That was hi-lar-i-ous! :) (And sad to say i may use some of those tactics myself. . . . )

MissJody :

Ha! Ha!
Thank you for the laugh.
Your just so wonderful :)

CRICKET :

Love it, so true!

Just Mom :

LOL!

Kat :

LOL All Moms have to be liars too, right?

Hugs!
Kat

Anonymous :

Best. Post. Ever.

Tonja :

A Mom must be creative. So, let's not call them lies...let's call them creative thinkking!

cMe :

How incredibly cute!

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