Last Saturday I bought two rolls of Scotch tape and promptly came home and hid them. I hid them because I can never find tape when I need it. It's always under a bed or in the clothes hamper.
My mom hid tape when I was a kid, along with cans of those crunchy onions you put on top of green bean casserole.
Do you have a secret stash? chocolate? your favorite pen? a can of cashews?
You don't have to tell where you hide, only what you hide.
'Cause there is no way I'm telling you where my tape is.