Me: Hello. I am wondering why the brake light in my car is still on after I spent
Car Man: I'm not sure since I have not personally seen your car. You'd have to bring it in.
Me: But I just had it in there yesterday.
Car Man: I realize that, but I can't help you without seeing your car.
Me: But the whole reason you fixed my brakes is because the brake light was on. So it's possible the brakes aren't fixed because the light is still on. Last time I brought my car in you charged me for an alignment and then told me my car was not able to be aligned because of a faulty tire. This time you charged me to fix my brakes but the light is still on.
Car Man: I'd be happy to take a look at that if you bring your car in.
Me: Realizing this is where obsecurity meets bad service meets no-win-situation. Let me just call you back another time
I also endured a bad chomp job on my bangs at the hairdresser last week.
I guess next time I need a haircut or my car serviced I'll just stand on a bridge and throw cash over the side.
But I'll only jump if everybody else is doing it.