Thursday, March 20, 2008

Ummmm...Not Feeling the Love


Recent comments from my two year old to me - his dear sweet mama.

The one who gave birth to him.

The one who recently discovered Push Pops and lets him have one every day.

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While lying in bed with me and hubby after interrupting our much-needed sleep at 5:10am:
Hey mom. Your breath is hot on my head. Roll over.

During another early-morning sleep interruption:
Get out of my face.

And another:
Leave. I need more room on 'da pillow.

While leaning on the side of the bathtub having what I thought was a sweet conversation:
Hey mom. Cookie Monster have no tongue and no nose. Mommy have no chin.

While wrestling him to the ground helping him get his pajamas on:
Your hair feels really weird.

More times that I can count:
I no like 'dis dinner. I want a Push Pop!

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At least he didn't say I have two chins.

14 comments:

Happy Working Mom said...

You are a really good sport, I have to say!

Those are adorable, and I'm sure he'll love reading that he said those things when he's 15 :)

Amber Kay said...

Nothing says love like...a slam from your child!

Yes, I hear them all the time too:
Mom, you are pretty with long hair, not short hair.
Mom, you have a big bottom.

Yes...now that's LOVE! ;o)

The Things We Carried said...

He is so darn cute, I just know you are melted within seconds of his little guy words :)!

melissa said...

LOL - so funny. That's a boy for you!

melissa

Tonja said...

Get ready, my friend. Boys can be very blunt. They will tell you like it is...like it or not. Wish I could say it gets better...but, you should stay tough for a while longer! :) They do give good snuggles, though!

Momma Roar said...

I can remember one of my nephews telling me to get a piece of gum after I was talking to them. That was before kids!!

The things they notice and say!

Makes for good blogging though, right? ;-)

Tracey Kirksey said...

Jill, that is too precious! Out of the mouths of babes!

Happy Easter, my friend!

Steph said...

They are so "sweet" aren't they?! I'll never forget the time my then 3 year old told me my stomach was like a pillow! Yeah, thanks sweetie!

Lynne said...

You just gotta love him! 2 year olds have no idea of tact. He's such a cutie!

annie said...

He is such a cutie pie!

Susan said...

Oh they are so honest, aren't they?

That picture is adorable!

Dianne said...

I love your stories like that....too cute!

Melissa in Mel's World said...

Seriously...your guy is too funny! You have to remind him of these when he gets older...they are too precious!

Buford Betty said...

Too funny! :-)