Conversations from the Back Seat #4946

Mom. today I told N's mom dat she has hair like a man.

Oh lord have mercy I will now run into her at school every single day for the rest of my life and there will be no rock under which to crawl.  And.....what did N's mom say when you said that about her hair?

She said did I say dat because it is short hair.  And I said to her I say dat because her hair is short and also because her hair has dark hair and grey hair like dad's.  And dad is a man so dat is why I tell her she has hair like a man.

{speechless mother}!!!
{speechless mother}!!!

But, Mom.  I did not tell her she makes me gag.  Like you sometimes make me gag.

And why do I sometimes make you gag.

Juss sometimes when I see you I cough and then I gag.  But only mostly in the mornings before I've had my juice.

Yeah, mornings can be tough. 

Yeah.  And so can night time when I have to lay dere in my bed 'cause dad says do not get up and keep your eyes closed Adam.

Personally I love it when I finally get to go to bed.

Well, I do not.  And I weally, weally wish I could juss sleep in your bed at night time so I could snuggle wiff you.

I wouldn't make you gag then?

Not if you kept your eyes closed.

I love you son.

I love you too Mom.  You're the best.

Whatever.