Hey Mom, I'm gonna be a doorman when I get bigger.
Oh, I think that's a great thing to be. You could help so many people.
Yeah. I'd open all da doors for them. But I would only open da door if I wanted them to come inside.
Well, I think part of your job would be to help everyone. Maybe you could smile at everyone, too. That would be an important part of your job as a doorman.
If dere was a mean guy tryin' to get in through da door I'd hit him and kick him.
Well, I don't think too many bad guys would try to get in the door.
**making his ugly witch face** Den I would scare dem wiff my face and punch dem.
Mom, I DO NOT want to be a doorman. I want to be Spiderman so I can get all dose bad guys wiff my web and stuff. And den I will be Batman and hit dem wiff my bat. And do not ask me to smile anymore BECAUSE! it is no fun to smile.
Hey Mom. Do you have to smile at your job and hold da door for all dose people?
I do have to smile at my job and sometimes I do hold the door for people. And even when I'm not at my job I smile and hold doors for people.
Yeah. Like da doorman does. I'm gonna be da doorman when I grow up.