So Adam, I saw on your daily sheet that you were the morning leader. What do you do when you are the morning leader?
Ms. N asks me to look on da calendar and tell her what day it is. Den I lead everyone to say da Pledge Da Legence.
And so tell me what day it is.
Friday, Jan-ru-ary twenty second , two fousand and ten.
But when Ms. N writes out two founsand and ten it is like twenty and ten. A two and den a zero and den a one and den another zero all together in a row.
Yep. And some people say "Two Thousand and Ten" for the year like you do. And some people say "Twenty Ten" for the year.
Well, I fink dey should be sayin' "firty" for the year 'cause it's weally twenty plus ten.
Well, buddy, that's really good math but you don't add the numbers when you're talking about the year.
Well, you just don't.
I guess, yes. Just because.
Was dat a weally good question, Mom?
Yes, buddy it was. I don't really know how to explain the numbering of the years in the short drive time we have left.
Hey Mom. Next time when I ask a weally good question and you don't know what 'ta say, instead of sayin' "just because" you should say "Dat's just how God made it."
I guess you're right, buddy. That is usually a better answer.
'Cause da year cannot help dat it's all messed up and cannot do da math. Dat's just how God made it. And God just isn't very good at math I guess.